To the broken down car and the owner of that car...
I am sorry that this unfortunate thing happened as you were driving near the Brink of Death. I don't know why I feel the need to apologize, I had nothing to do with it, I promise I didn't, but I wanted to let you know that since this happened before we were able unveil the complementary fruit basket program (it's coming in the next couple months) I wanted to offer you a free super-size fruit basket. If you contact me, and don't live too far away, I would be willing to deliver it to your home. It's extremely unlikely that you'll ever read this since we neglected to put the web address on the sign, but I hope that all is going well with you and your automobile and maybe I will hear from you soon.
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